Edwin got an Award for......

Edward: Ladies and Gentlemen...And Creatures...our next award is for destroying many lands, killing innocent people, and almost killing Jiro....for his evilness and hatred to mankind....I'd like to give Edwin Koopa Douchbag of The Year!

*Eddy appears with a full big band singing*

Eddy: Douchebag, he's the douchbag of the year. Ain't he great folks ain't he grand the Douchbag of the year!

*Edwin reaches the stage and is about to make a speech, but Eddy continues to Sing*

Eddy: Douchebag, he's Mr. DouchBag of the year. Look at him smile, look at him shine he's the douchbag of-the douchbag of the year!

Edwin: *Sarcasm* Geee, thanks Edward for this FANTASTIC award!

Edward: No problem, now heres a gift that everyone should enjoy....

*Edward kicks Edwin in the balls*

Edward: that is for almost killing Jiro

Edger: and this is for hurting Cadaver *shocks Edwin with a tazer*

Edward: yay!

THE END